Don’t know if you can tell, but I took a few inches off the hair. Glad I didn’t decide to shave it all off.
Pepper is down. Salt is spent and Tabasco spent it… Wow, I feel bad for pepper having to watch that!
Pepper shall save you!
I don’t want saving…. Oh, Tobasco!
What? I just looked away and peppers fainted watching salt and Tabasco making out?!
Pepper: salt?! What are you doing with Tobasco?!
Salt: I am sorry honey, things are just spicer with Tobasco.
'Merica! Riding motorcycles and textin' with the flag.
Happiness is a good cool pint of Guinness.
Some days I feel rather handsome. Lucky today is a good day to give a talk.
Will’s tired! #droppinshit